The Mummy Returns (Justice for Patricia Velásquez!)

Well everyone, we thought that our three year anniversary was a great time to revisit the sequel to The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns! We love you with all of our hearts and we hope you enjoy this episode where we unwrap part of a very special franchise to us. In this episode we hear from Sloane's son, Rex. The 7 year old film bro gives his opinions on the bad CGI and, in his opinion, lack of fighting. Zach and Sloane also delve back into what got them here in the first place; the in-your-face bisexuality of this masterpiece, and plenty of tangents to spare. All that and so much more in this episode of Mummy Dearest!